What is I Wish You Were A Derivative?


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The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.

I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

See pick-up line, sex, chick, steve


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