What is I Wouldn't Kick Her Out Of Bed For Eating Crackers?


1.

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

See bangin, slammin, attractive, hot

2.

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

See crackers, killwhitneydead


93

Random Words:

1. akward sex-deprived tenager who talks to himself in the shower and wears the same tee-shirt everyday of his life that guy was acting li..
1. The act of masturbating while viewing porn on-line. My mom caught me e-jacking to those porno pop-ups that my dad did not delete. See ..
1. A seasoned drinker's ability to intuitively predict how much booze is left in the keg. My kegtuition told me I should fill up my b..