What is I Wouldn't Kick Her Out Of Bed For Eating Crackers?


1.

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

See bangin, slammin, attractive, hot

2.

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

See crackers, killwhitneydead


93

Random Words:

1. A world that you would text to someone which is used in emergencies. It usually means You Over there leave Via the nearest Passage ..
1. This strange family originates from the dark hole aka Wellingborough. The main trait of male Ireson's is the inability to drink wit..
1. Food particles and other small unknown particals which are between keys on the keyboard. Person 1: OMG, is that a cornflake in your key..