Iabuser

What is Iabuser?


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The name given to a person who excessively uses his/her iPhone. To an extreme extent as to construct and develop conversations and arguments that end in a question beyond the conversationlists' knowledge, wherein the iPhone becomes the final say. Includes unnecessary and constant iPhone application play throughout the day.

Horace: Hey Ned, I heard today that Mr. Rogers was a former Navy Seal?

Ned: I doubt that entirely.

Horace: I'll use my iPhone applications and iWiki that shit...after I finish up with my IMOB.

Ned: You're such a fuckin' iAbuser.

See iphone, iabuser, apple, ipod


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