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Having a shit
"Where were you?"
"I was dropping off the kids"
"My arse, having a wankmore like!"
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The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering th..
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cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)
The barber gave Thomas a pu..