Ianal

What is Ianal?


1.

I am not a lawyer

IANAL, but it seems to me that the lawsuit was doomed to fail.

2.

Sex toy designed by Steve Jobs, manufactured by the Apple Corp of Cupertino, CA.

I waited on line seven hours to get the iAnal the day it came out.

Oh, I see you have the iAnal also!

See ilife, technology, apple, mac, ipod, butt, iphone, imac

3.

1. I am not a lawyer. Used to indicate that the legal advice given is not from a lawyer.

2. Used to indicate that you will assfuck a person. Often proceeded with a "U".

1. While in Slashdot:

SgtBurrito: IANAL, but I don't believe that you can go to jail for downloading MP3s and movies, since it is not considered to be a criminal offense.

2. After your ass gets tossed into jail for downloading " You Got Served!" on KaZaA:

Bubba: Hey bitch, IANAL U!


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