Iblivious

What is Iblivious?

adj: A state of mind in which one is unaware of their sorrundings caused by intensely focusing on one's portable mp3 player.

1) Did you see that guy over there almost get slammed by the car?

2) Yep... he was iblivious to the whole thing... his chances of survival hinge on his eyePod running out juice.

Crack The Melon

1. To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus. I will crack the melon in the shower. See melon, oral, buttcheeks, a..

Coofer

1. A person who kicks pigeons for hobbies. (noun coof- a sound a pigeon makes when kicked) Pronounced Koo-fer That boy over there is a co..

Kickstand

1. When your penis is so long, you can lean forward on it and balance yourself like a kickstand. That boy isn't kickstanding! He can..

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