What is Icarly?
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the end of good television
ST (Stupid Teenybopper) - Hey did you see the new iCarly episode last night?
SA (Smartass) - Yes. I hate that show now - it made venom begin spitting out of my eyes.
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iCarly is a teen show about three friends and a web show they host together every week. Though the main girl, Carly, isn't funny at all or good at acting, the actual show itself is very good. Carly lives with her older brother Spencer while their parents are working overseas. Her two friends are Sam and Freddie. Sam hosts the show with her while Freddie takes care of technical part. The best part of the show is the ongoing tension between Sam and Freddie. Even though Freddie claims to be in love with Carly, the unnatural fighting he and Sam take part in makes you think differently. 95% of the show's humor comes from Sam's insults towards Freddie and Spencer's personality. And even though it's a teen show on Nickelodeon, it's an enjoyable (yet unrealistic) show for all ages.
On one episode of iCarly, Sam isn't allowed to insult Freddie all week, unless she wants to pay him $5 an insult. This is what happens after Spencer gives Sam money for helping him out with an art piece.
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Sam: You smell like feet. *gives him $5*
Freddie:*smiles, takes money*
Sam: If you were a country, you'd be El Salvadork. *gives another $5*
Freddie: *still smiling, takes the money*
Sam: Have I made fun of your butt yet?
Freddie: No.
Sam: It's oddly shaped. *gives $5*
Sam: No girl will ever want you. *gives $5*
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FUCKING SUCKS
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm too pissed to write an actual definition of iCarly. FUCK.
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some gay ass show with some homosexual kids that think making a web show is cool. these faggots need to get a life and make more friends. carly is a little whore that sucks balls at acting and thinks she's hot. sam, a little tomboy bitch who rips on the little raper freddy all the time. freddy, like i said above, a little raper and an annoying cock sucker. carly's grandpa "granddad" is a dick wad that likes to suck spencer's balls and wants carly to live with her in yachma so he can lick her pussy all day, but actually.. spencer is the only cool one cuz he's supposingly 26. that teacher bitch mrs.. um.. i dont remember is a fucking ass skank who likes scottish dancing and a bunch of other shit. thats about it.. so pretty much, what im trying to say is that this show is about some punk ass dickhead who need to get a lives of their own.
Oh, i remember now, the skank's name is ms. briggs.
iCarly
Carly: suck my balls grandpa
Grandpa: maybe later..
Sam: I'll do it
Freddy: Get the fuck out of my way Sam, Carly's pussy is mine
Carly: sure why not.. a faggot 10 year old is probably all i'll get in life..
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Quite possibly Nickelodeons worst attempt at a show aimed at teens. The show mainly consists of Carly and her friend Sam(who Everyone always laughs at for having neglectful parents). There's also a homosexual kid in it named Freddy whos mom is always trying to give him baths and trying to put all kinds of ointments and lotions on him. They make crappy web shows that nobody thinks is funny at all.
Im telling you, this is not an exaggeration of an iCarly scene.
Carly: "Hey Freddie." Laughtrack plays
Freddie: "I love you." Laughtrack plays
Sam: "I want to eat chili." Laughtrack plays
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iCarly Is By Far The Worst Show They Have Created.
Drake & Josh Was Their Biggest Hit, Then SpongeBob Took Over, Now We Have iCarly? ... What Were They Smoking?
And At The End Of An iCarly Show.
In The Credits, A Young Boy Says "iCarly Rules!" ... That Boy Better Have Been Drugged ... Or We Have Bad News For His Parents ...
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a conspiracy set out by the goverment to force young children between 7-18 to watch crapy Telivison shows due to the downfall in the econemy
dude 1:did you watch icarly last night night? dude2:hell no its a conspiracy! FBI burst though window, FBI agent:get the floor! Dude2:fuck not again
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