Ice Balls

What is Ice Balls?

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When a guy gets so little pussy that he gets such a bad case of blue balls that his balls actually freeze and after a couple days they fall off and he rips out his own eyeballs and replaces them with his testicles then stretches his icy scrotum over his nose and mouth so he can no longer breathe and eventually dies in the middle of grand centeral park where pigeons forever crap on him.

Man i'm a 40 year old virgin and my doctor diagnosed me with ice balls. i guess it could be worse.

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