What is Ice Coon?
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A racial slur about the Inuit (or American Eskimos). The Ice Coon tends to smell 50% like a long shift vagina and 50% like a walrus. The Ice Coon likes caribou, seal pussy, walruses, fat chicks, water, dirt, snow, wetting the bed, rolling in poop like a dog, burritos, walrus sperm, caves, mud, bad TV, stupid and often have chink eyes.
When Ice Coons wet the bed, you can skate on it.
When an Ice Coon shits, God kills a kitten.
Look at the whiskers on that Ice Coon's bush!!!
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