What is Ice Crotch?
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A woman with a vagina that has an icy exterior. This ice renders her crotch impenetrable. This woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered.
Damn, why is it cold in here? Oh, no, wait, Nicole's legs are open. Fucking ice crotch.
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Drinking a martini out of a woman's snizz, then snorting a line off the pubic bone where hair used to be
martinisnizzmuffpubicMimi..
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The call of Dr. Zoidberg when he is in danger.
"oh no, im under attack, *ink spray* w00p w00p w00p w00p"..