What is Ice Fishing?
1.
An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.
Man 1: I'm so sick of my bitch right now man.
Man 2: Screw that lets go ice fishing.
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2.
Having intercourse with an exceptionally 'frigid' woman.
she was o.k., though it was kinda like ice fishing.
3.
A disgusting sexual act similar to ice fishing. When one goes ice fishing, it is usually necessary to cut a hole in the ice before inserting one's pole. In the sexual act, one must cut a hole in the victim and then proceed to have intercourse with the fresh hole. The victim is either dead or dying during ice fishing.
She's a babe, I'd take her ice fishing!
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4.
Ice Fishing refers to a sexual act in which a man stabs himself in the nutsack with an ice pick at the precise moment of ejaculation. The point of entry is wholly up to the individual, and may include either testicle or simply the scrotum itself.
"Hey man, did you hear Dave went ice fishing with Megan up at the lake?" "Really, did he catch anything?" "Well she's a filthy trollop so probably Chlamydia!"
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