Ice Milk

What is Ice Milk?


1.

General: A bland, generic, asian (typically Chinese) girl. Typically has no real hobbies or interests other than vaguely nerdish things such as video games or anime, out of shape, but not to the point of being too fat or too thin. Normally very shy, very unfashionable, and has an americanized name like Jennifer, Victoria, or Sarah.

Various "flavors" of ice milk are used to describe how bland she is, such as wintergreen for slightly more interesting, unflavored for the blandest of bland, etc.

Noteworthy: Ice milk is a cureable disease if treated properly before 25 (a la My Fair Lady), but typically the case is never treated and becomes terminal.

Originates from the Simpsons episode #3F01.

- Hey man, did you see Jennifer Cho the other night?

- Yeah, but she's two heaping scoops of ice milk.

See boring, lost cause, dull

2.

While leaving your refrigerator temperature up on accident, you freeze your milk. You will then pour your milk over the cereal making an ice chip delight. Trust me, it happens to everyone.

Nick, you just got ice milked.

See ice, milk, cereal, refridgerator, freeze, soy milk


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