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1) Your girlfriend is cheating on you.
2) She ain't here.
3) You tried really hard, but you failed.
4) You just got pwned by ..
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the firing of one's lazer
"imma chargin mah lazer"
"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER. SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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