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Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.
Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned..
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A day where you have no plans and all friends/family are busy and the only thing on TV that is mildly interesting are specials about Hit..
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In the vein of "That's what she said," 'sperm joke' is also one of the most versatile jokes on Earth - and can ..