Icepick

What is Icepick?


1.

"The Icepick" is an absolutely vicious ping pongpaddle with a superior spin factor to any other paddle. It is the inventor of the world renowned left-spinned serve.

Along its massive spin-factor, it has an unbelievable power bonus due to its great mass. Unfortunalely, it does not have a good back hand, nor does it have extraordinary speed, but that is fine considering all the positive sides. It can be identified with ease due to its distinctive markings. The black side has an artists rendering of an Icepick along with the letters I-C-E-P-I-C-K along the top. On the red side the colorful saying "Float like a Butterfly, sting like an ICEPICK" is written.

Its smaller cousin, Shaved Icehas a higher speed bonus.

Some Stats of "The Icepick":

Spin-Factor: +132

Power: +83

Speed: +39

So Alice and Bob were playing ping pong, then out of nowhere, Bob decided to annihilate her and whip out "The Icepick"

See icepick, abc, flooshflag

2.

An icepick is a tool consisting of a steel rod with a sharp point, used for breaking up or chipping blocks of ice. Commonly used in prison to stick someone.

Jay in cell d got stuck with an icepick

See ice pick, stick, blade, knife, point

3.

Alright. The icepick is the soothing erotic bedroom experience that an increasing number of americans are trying!

So you're doin some bitch up the ass from behind, right.

You're goin goin, she's getting really into it, you're gettin close to the end.

Then, RIGHT when you're about to finish together you pull out, cum on her ass, and stab her in the back with an icepick.

:Squeak, Squeak, Squeak:

:AHHH IM GONNA CUM:

:Squish, Splewp, Splip:

:Downward thrust with an icepick:

See sex, sneaky, trick, awesome

4.

A Stilleto Switchblade Knife, used for fighting

Next motherfucker who touches my boy, gets the icepick (PULLS OUT KNIFE AND OPENS IT)

See stab, ice pick, icepick, ice, pick, switchblade

5.

He’s the furious little ball of hate we all love.

Quote from Icepick from bestcomicever:

I keep urging my manager to implement some kind of 'you break it, we kill you' policy, but I'm not hearing a lot of favour for it just yet.

6.

The act of kicking a girl in the vagina after fucking her so as to cause extreme discomfort and swelling, therefore giving her the inability to ever get pleasure from sex again.

Dude, I totally gave Cheryl the icepick last night.

See John Doe

7.

the gay ass gang that some douches at reeferside came up with. what the hell were they thinking.

brandon is the queer that founded icepick.


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