Iceturd

What is Iceturd?


1.

A large volume of human excrement that 'fills the pan' and pokes up out of the water. So named as it resembles a dark chocolate version of the large bodies of ice that scatter the oceans in the polar regions. The majority of its bulk being underwater, a solid lump protrudes into clear air space and fills the room with its noxious odor.

"Dude, after that stack of wings and pizza last night, I just laid down an iceturd."

"Excuse me your honor, I'm unable to address parliament this afternoon, I have a desperate need to launch an iceturd upon the high seas." (taken from British prime minister Tony Blair's private diaries)

See turd, shit, ice, iceberg, shite, poo


17

Random Words:

1. Named after anime artist, director, and producer Ichirô Itano, and primarily comes from the anime franchise Macross. Itano created an at..
1. A place in a parallel dimention to manifest. The scum 2 paperthin layers above 4chan. Where porn of all kinds can come together in a wh..
1. a way to express a feeling of frustration or annoyance. to be fed up. oofaa, he's realy annoying me See grrrrrrrr, damb, aw..