What is I'd Break Her In Half?

1.

a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.

Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.

(hott girl walks by)

Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...

Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.

Hyper Guy: Good idea!

See i'd break her pelvis, i'd bend that over, softball
43

Random Words:

Nymphpire
1. A sex-crazed nymphomaniacle vampire with a craving for hot, warm, blood-rushing sensation. A nymphpire is fascinated deeply in the art o..
Read more
No Shit, Einstein!
1. A very sarcastic way to say that someone says a stupid line. Frits: Beer is f*cking good. Henk: No shit, Einstein! See no shit sherlo..
Read more
Pooper Chute
1. 1. Anus 2. Exit point for fecal material My roids are bothering me. I need to rub some Preparation H on my pooper chute...
Read more
Book Banner