What is I'd Break Her In Half?


1.

a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.

Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.

(hott girl walks by)

Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...

Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.

Hyper Guy: Good idea!

See i'd break her pelvis, i'd bend that over, softball


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