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diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.
that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.
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Testicles infested with anything.
<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, l..