What is I'd Like To?
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A game invented by and for bored male teenagers. Someone names a job or profession, and everyone starts thinking of sexual metaphors for that job. Works for anything.
Military:
I'd like to raise her flag.
I'd like to inspect her barracks.
I'd like to fire her weapon.
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A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanki..
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"Masturbate and ejaculate." Humorous reference to male masturbation (and it's messy aftermath).
Man, no wonder Jimmy to..
