What is I'd Like To?
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A game invented by and for bored male teenagers. Someone names a job or profession, and everyone starts thinking of sexual metaphors for that job. Works for anything.
Military:
I'd like to raise her flag.
I'd like to inspect her barracks.
I'd like to fire her weapon.
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Random Words:
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A command issued toward a potential administrator/administratrix of fellatio.
On the horn, bitch!..
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An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak..