I'd Like To Buy You A Drink

What is I'd Like To Buy You A Drink?

1.

Universally-accepted euphemism for "I'd like to sleep with you."

A cute girl says she'd like to buy you a drink. This means she thinks you're at least mildly attractive and if you play your cards right, you might get laid.

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