What is I'd Wear A Hat On A Day Like That?


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A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.

- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?

- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!

- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?

- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.

- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

See catchphrase, platitude, interjection


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