What is Idaho?
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One of the best conducted hoaxes in history. Idaho does not exist, nor does anyone "from Idaho" exist. It is suspected Idaho is a black hole.
Idaho is, in actuality, the final resting place of the B-52's. When their career began to decline, they left for Idaho and never returned.
My grandma's poodle was sucked into the gaping void of Idaho while she was visiting Montana.
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The land of forests and very clean cities where half of the citizens have never even seen a potato farm. Land where Napolean Dynamite was filmed and we're proud of it! It kicks ass, but you never really learn to appreicate it until you move to some crappy town like Spokane.
IDAHO KICKS ASS and only an Idahoan could understand.
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Used to be: Lousy roads, clean air, clean water, farmers, loggers, back to the earth folks. Nice.
Now: Lousy roads with tons of traffic and traffic jams, one of the nine deadliest highways in the country (Highway 95). Home to greedy developers, road-ragers, and skyrocketing property values (forcing minimum-wage locals and (mostly old, so what does it matter?) people who've lived here forever out). Overly promoted by the greedy, can't-get-enough money tourist industry. Home to the Hagamonstrosity. Sheesh. Took 30 minutes to go 8 miles from Sagle to Sandpoint last week, an hour to get home from Coeur d'Alene (30 miles). Go someplace else. GO HOME!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Idaho - it's just like everywhere else but with worse roads!
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idaho is a very open state with lots of mountains and fields and is known to be very beautiful. it also has nice towns that are NOT filled with neo-nazis and potato farmers like sun valley, a nice sophisticated ski resort (home to arnold schwarzenegger, demi moore, bruce willis, tom hanks, mariel hemingway, and many others). it is true that idaho is a republican state by majority, but there are areas in idaho that are decent.
i went on a vacation to idaho and it was very beautiful!
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dude, have any of you guys even been to idaho? visit in a city or town and you'll know that it's not some big country village from 50 years ago. it's just like any other city, except you get away with more stuff in the schools.
a good way to criticize something is to know what you're talking about.
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Illest State in the US. It's where you can view the most beautiful lakes and when you come back to Maryland all you can see it the littered and garbage infested lakes the crap-hole has.
- Hey! I went to Idaho this Summer!
- Why the fuck did you come back?
- I'm gay man. (You can use the term "Mexican" interchangeably with Gay)
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pure heaven, and very very clean.
you don't know heaven until you wake up in Idaho to the smell of a mint field after the rain.
