Ideaf

What is Ideaf?


1.

Describing an individual whom is rendered virtually, yet not literally, deaf due to their playing of their MP3 device (most specifically an iPod) at a volume so loud that it creates a situation in which others cannot communicate with them verbally.

"What an asshole! I tried to get his attention by yelling into his ear and he didn't even pay any mind to me!"

"Dude, don't sweat it. He had his earbuds in and hence was most likely iDeaf."

See deaf, ipod, noise, attention, listening, ideaf, jerk, asshole, asswipe, listen

2.

not being able to hear with earbuds in, especially as related to MP3 players/iPods

That girl didn't hear me honk because she was iDeaf.

See ipod, deaf

3.

When somebody can't hear you talking because they have their iPod in

Alan: Dave? Dave? DAVE!!!!!

Steve: Don't even try talking, he's iDeaf at the moment

See ipod, deaf, cheese, ideaf

4.

When someone cannot hear what you are saying becasue they are listening to music on headphones.

Olga won't pick up her fucking phone, either she is ignoring me or she is ideaf.

See ipod, deaf, Magina


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