Random Words:
1.
When you are taking a shit in the bathroom stall and somone trys to open the door on you.
Its happened to you, you know it has..
1.
While having your salad tossed, you squeeze your ass cheeks together and rip a fart on the unsuspecting victim's tongue.
Mary was ..
1.
A romance language spoken among well dressed, well mannered and deep-pocketed individuals.
This girl told me she only speaks guapanease..