What is Idiot Mitten?
1.
(noun) Someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.
Refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.
Wife: "Happy anniversary honey!"
Husband: "Oh, that's right, today is our anniversary"
Wife: "Idiot mitten!"
See
Random Words:
1.
The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.
Those two guys are cock snuffling.
See CJ..
1.
being incredibly high on marijuana
High Guy 1: Wow that's great weed!
High Guy 2: Yeah man, I'm full green.
See full green..
