Idiot Mitten

What is Idiot Mitten?

1.

(noun) Someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.

Refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.

Wife: "Happy anniversary honey!"

Husband: "Oh, that's right, today is our anniversary"

Wife: "Idiot mitten!"

See idiot, idjit, dumbass, stupid
83

Random Words:

Gosh Darn
1. Short for Gosh darnit. Basically, a nice way of saying Goddamn. Kid: Mom! The cookies are burning! Mom: Gosh Darn! See gosh darnit, ..
Read more
Jew Snake
1. One who continuously cheats others out of money and other valuables such as food and alcohol...often in spite of the fact that they are ..
Read more
Men's Warehouse
1. In poker, when a board card is revealed and its suit is part of a player's hand, but the value of the card is unsatisfying. General..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free