What is Idiot Mitten?
1.
(noun) Someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.
Refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.
Wife: "Happy anniversary honey!"
Husband: "Oh, that's right, today is our anniversary"
Wife: "Idiot mitten!"
See
Random Words:
1.
A tightly shut vagina.
Oooooh, you don't have camel-toe, so you must have a closed goat.
See closed goat, closed, goat, vagina, o..
1.
The cunning and crafty ability to convince one's boss to fund an elaborate holiday party.
After some top notch krebsvincing, the s..
1.
A place where people go where they are faced with extream excitement of somthing that has happened.
Mom: I Just brought you 10 hookers ..
