Idiotlect

What is Idiotlect?

a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form

A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!

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C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.

See idiotlect, i, know, right, omg

Yampire

1. A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight). Oh! Those yampires! They try to ..

Areola Kabob

1. A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilli..

Urban Smurf

1. A Little Chav (Normal a Girl) Boy: You a Urban Smurf Girl: If you say it again ill SHank you Boy: You can't even reach my ankl..

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