Idiotspeak Edit Meaning

1.

(n.) the language used by people who cannot type quickly and efficiently (or properly, for that matter) and therefore resort to making fools out of themselves.

iLuVsOcCuR: omg i wuz lyke tlkn 2 chris an he wuz lyk omg ur so hott

pRePgUrL: omgz u meen chris frm ur sci clas

iLuVsOcCuR: ya him hes so hott

pRePgUrL: omg ya tel me wat ahppnd tehn

iLuVsOcCuR: hes lyk do u wnat 2 go out w/ me

iLuVsOcCuR: i lyk dyd

iLuVsOcCuR: omgomgogmogm i kno rite

pRePgUrL: ogmogmogmoomg tahts amazng waht did u say

iLuVsOcCuR: ogmz i sed yes of cors!

pRePgUrL: lol lol lolzzz

Me: Wow. Just...wow...hence the term idiotspeak...

See chatspeak, prep, idiot, laziness

2.

That annoying language used by people who cannot type properly.

lykomgwee: lyk ur sooo kewl... i dno wut i wld do w/o u!

IntelligentEnglishSpeaker: ::blink:: Why do I attract blithering idiots?

3.

What he said.

Possibly derived from "newspeak", a fictional (thank God) language of George Orwell's 1984. Newspeak specializes in the deletion of "unnecessary" words, making it a language for idiots.

Shut your idiotspeak and talk in English.

See miso

4.

A sorry excuse for speech cultivated by teenagers, haxors, and rap/hip-hop artists. Also known as Ebonics or Modern Slang.

Idiotspeak consists of disgusting phrases/words such as:

hizzle

ur

shorty

bizatch

holidae inn

right thurr (?)

nizzle

anything with -izzle on the end

dimebag

gimme what you got for a porkchop

any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music

whoady

finna

fin to

we be

I is

you is