Idirt

What is Idirt?


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iDirt is any Apple product that you buy that is unnecessary, soon-to-be-obsolete, and is essentially the equivalent of burying your money in the ground.

Consumer #1: I just blew $600 on Apple's latest.

Consumer #2: What did you get this time?

Consumer #3: Oh, just some iDirt for my iTrees.

See idirt, iphone, iperbole


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