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To tell one of your friends to try and do the hardest sit up. Place a towel over there eyes and hold it tight to the ground. While there..
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To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.
Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See..
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1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
2. Never look at the wives of ..
