Idk My Bff Jill?

What is Idk My Bff Jill??


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1. "I don't know, my best friend forever, Jill."

2. A famously said quote on a Cingular cell phone commercial about a girl who texts alot. Her mom asks why her cell phone bill is so high, she wonders who she has been texting. The teen replys, "idk, my bff Jill?"

"Bethy!" calls mom.

(Teen girl comes to her mom)

"w.a.u?" she replys

"Your cell phone bill is whats up! All this texting!?"

"O.M.G! I.n.p.d!"

"It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day!?"

"Idk My bff Jill?"

"Tell your 'b.f.f. Jill,' that I'm taking away your phone"

(Teen hands phone to mom)

"T.i.s.n.f!"

ME PAYING THIS BILL, THAT'S WHAT'S S...N.F!"

See cell, phone, texting, cingular, teenager


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