Ido

What is Ido?


1.

What all members of the Apple cult must say when they buy their 4th apple product. This effectively marries them to Steve Jobs, be they male or female. Look around. Everyone on their 3rd iPod is actually engaged to Steve Jobs, the iPhone is actually a wedding present. Don't you wonder how the marriage is consummated?

When he checked my profile at the Apple Store, the Mac Concierge walked me down the Aisle and gave me away. I felt warm flush spread all the way to my iNus when I heard myself say "iDo!" The Specialist lowered tried to raise the veil but it got caught on my razor stubble. I didn't mind. I blushed like a schoolgirl.

See inus, iwhore, imight, i-whore

2.

Name of international language, presented to the world in 1907 at the Congress for the Adoption of an International Language, at the occassion of the World Exhibition in Paris, France.

In order to create an European culture, which expresses the diversity of cultures of Europe, Ido, as a neutral language, is indispensable.

3.

What you say before you get an iDivorce.

Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded iWife. iDo.

4.

intelligence driven orthodoxy

She cast him aside because his gentle manner was of ido

5.

a name.

Usually being given to males.

"Hey Ido, what's up?"

"Do you know where did Ido go?"

"Look what Ido is doing!"


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