Idol Pants

What is Idol Pants?

1) stretchy lounge pants, most likely from Old Navy, that are suitably comfortable for 2+ hours of TV viewership, i.e. watching American Idol.

2) a person participating in said activity in said clothing, especially as an insult.

1) Woot! Almost 7:00! Better get my Idol pants ow-on!

2) Quit being an Idol pants and get yo lazy ass off the couch!

See a.i., lazy, sweatpants, pajama pants

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