What is I-douche?
1.
n. a douche bag investment banker who:
A) suffers from the worst case of middle child syndrome whether or not he or she has siblings
B) cannot live without weed, coke, and pimps
C) thinks Africa is a country
D) voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger or wishes he did
E) never lets his girlfriend beat him at board games
F) brags about his Ferrari at dinner and doesn't even pay for the meal
or
G) All of the above
i-douches bug me out.
That i-douche dropped a grand for a $500 vaporizor cause it matches his golf clubs.
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