What is Idris?
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A rare bird-like creature. Resides in urban cities like Toronto. Attracted to shiny things and sudden movement. If any of these things occur, will make mating call which sounds very much like a fat lady in labour. Idris' are very attractive creatures. Apart from their dumbness, they are loving, caring creatures with "artistic" minds. It is also named after the Goddess of Milk, which has 3 boobs.
'Did you here that sound? Sounded like a fat lady in labour!'
'Must be Idris'
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2.
The process of milking the cow with your bum cheeks whilst letting the hot milk seep through the anal sphincter and recycling that "love juice" to feed the poor.
I spent the whole afternoon going idris around town with the local salvation army!
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