What is If And Only If?
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A term used by mathematicians and logicians to indicate that something happens under very specific conditions. Often seen in proofs and theories.
1) The sum a geometric sequence is given by a/(1-r) if and only if |r| < 1.
2) In a bar:
dumped guy: "My girlfriend left me because I told her I loved her!"
other guy: "What a bitch!"
dumped guy: "No, it's all my fault, she's a mathematician, and I should have said 'I love you and only you'".
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A form of telepathy. When two males become such good friends that they subconciously know when one another needs to shit and both arrive..
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The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resu..
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A futile waste of time and energy.
"I tried to reason with her, but I was pissing against the wind"
See pissing, futile, doo..
