What is If And Only If?
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A term used by mathematicians and logicians to indicate that something happens under very specific conditions. Often seen in proofs and theories.
1) The sum a geometric sequence is given by a/(1-r) if and only if |r| < 1.
2) In a bar:
dumped guy: "My girlfriend left me because I told her I loved her!"
other guy: "What a bitch!"
dumped guy: "No, it's all my fault, she's a mathematician, and I should have said 'I love you and only you'".
Random Words:
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To infuriate a telephone operator.
The poor telephone operator pleaded "do not impectuate me any longer".
See infuriate, agg..
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sperm, jizz, cum, and anything to that effect. Disco sauce is usually said in a vair enthusiastic manner.
Julia totally loves to swallo..
