What is If I Was An Egg?
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This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"
Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my
slut muffin !
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!
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