What is If I Was An Egg?
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This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"
Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my
slut muffin !
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!
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A command used to keep people from complaining.
Seth: Dude, Will just landed on my fractured wrist from an eight foot fall!
Chris: Qui..
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Pouring hot sauce down a womans vagina or asshole and then inserting your penis in either one. (the one which is filled with hot sauce.)..
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Oscar's Weiner
Oh My God Oscar has King Kongs Dick
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