If I Was An Egg

What is If I Was An Egg?


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This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"

It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"

Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!

Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!

See if i was an egg, crack me up, humpty, dumpty


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