If I Was An Egg

What is If I Was An Egg?


This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"

It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"

Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!

Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!

See if i was an egg, crack me up, humpty, dumpty


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