What is If I Was An Egg?
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This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"
Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my
slut muffin !
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!
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A guy that tries to play pokemon with every person he meets. A poke-monger, you could say
That charizelda kid pisses me off, holy shit..
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1. The lifestyle of total abhorrence or dislike of everyone whom could be called "you".
Sometimes, I pretend to like that stu..
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A girl who is very dramatic,gets money from her parents,is a rich bitch,a slut,and is very popular just like the girls from the MTV real..
