If It Had A Penis, I'd Touch It.

What is If It Had A Penis, I'd Touch It.?

1.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

See awesome, cool, great, amazing, extraordinary

21

Random Words:

Otr Splatter

1. The name given to a new sexual act (to some, fetish) in which someone (from Cincinnati) asks their sexual partner who isn't from Ci..

Natm

1. Instant Message Abbreviation for "Not at the moment" Jeff > Do you have $160? Dick > natm See busy, brb, afk, im..

Pigacronastic

1. A spoiled immature person trapped inside of a grown person's body who thinks they always come first. I could care less on what oth..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free