If It Had A Penis, I'd Touch It.

What is If It Had A Penis, I'd Touch It.?

1.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

See awesome, cool, great, amazing, extraordinary

21

Random Words:

Swedish Meatball

1. A sex act wherein the male ejaculates onto the females face, wipes it up with his scrotum and the female proceeds to suck them clean. &..

Septic Nark

1. When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of..

Handburglar Helper

1. Similar to the strangerthis maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of mastur..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free