If It Had A Penis, I'd Touch It.

What is If It Had A Penis, I'd Touch It.?

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something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

See awesome, cool, great, amazing, extraordinary

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