If It Had A Penis, I'd Touch It.

What is If It Had A Penis, I'd Touch It.?

1.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

See awesome, cool, great, amazing, extraordinary

21

Random Words:

Bronco'd

1. After engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman, you cuddle with her. While cuddling, you urinate all over her and the bed. Then, upon..

Joshasaurus Rex

1. The best best best friend everrr<3 hes lik so fckin awesome & hawt/sexii/cute :] hahahahaha but i love him<3 I <3 Joshas..

Cock Fodder

1. Cock Fodder (n.)- The build-up of lotion and cum between the fingers when masturbating. Oh man, my little sister is a nasty cunt. She..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free