What is If My Grandma Had Wheels?


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A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.

It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.

Example 1:

David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"

Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:

"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".

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