What is If She Smokes...she Pokes?


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1. Phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.

a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.

b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.

Biggs: Hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.

Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.

Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?

Barker: Are you into smokers now?

Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.

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