If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

What is If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead?

1.

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!

Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

See sex, anal sex, period, menstruation, anus

74

Random Words:

Frignant

1. Adj. pl ~ ant Boblike. Like or of similar qualities to Bob. Manly. Manlike. Hardcore. Non-wussy. Complement. "That Ford Excursi..

F.a.g.

1. 1) - The Film Actors Guild, a play on words from Team America: World Policeon the real-life Screen Actors Guild (S.A.G.). 2) - Liberal ..

Tree Grasper

1. 1. To grab a tree for sexual reasons. 2. To hump a tree. 3. Replacement of hands for a male. This word has deranged from Basher, an ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free