What is If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead?
1.
Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
See
Random Words:
1.
When someone with a smelly uncircumcised penis wipes it across the uper lip of an unsuspecting victim (or suspecting) causing them to sm..
1.
This is said when you forgot to tell a person happy birthday, and only remember the day after.
Bill: I had a great birthday yesterday....
