What is If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead?
1.
Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
See
Random Words:
1.
An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.
..
1.
Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).
When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab you..
