What is If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead?
1.
Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
See
Random Words:
1.
A term used simply to say that you are going to go blow some guy's head off in Fallout 3.
"Hey, i'm gonna go V.A.T.S.-in..
1.
When a parachute lands in the laundry basket, the wrong way and resembles a snaggle-toothed figure, and you start hearing the words &quo..