What is If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead?
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Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
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