If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

What is If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead?

1.

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!

Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

See sex, anal sex, period, menstruation, anus

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