What is If The Shoe Fits, Wear It?


1.

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it

You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.

See eat crow, idiom

2.

A premise used as a justification for having sex with a young girl. Essentially, if you can fit it inside of her, you're good to go. See also: If there's grass on the playing field, play ball.

Guy 1: That girl in the short skirt is begging for it.

Guy 2: Isn't she too young for you?

Guy 3: Whatever dude, if the shoe fits, wear it.

See girls, justification, young, hot, sex


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