What is If The Shoe Fits, Wear It?
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if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it
You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.
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A premise used as a justification for having sex with a young girl. Essentially, if you can fit it inside of her, you're good to go. See also: If there's grass on the playing field, play ball.
Guy 1: That girl in the short skirt is begging for it.
Guy 2: Isn't she too young for you?
Guy 3: Whatever dude, if the shoe fits, wear it.
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n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.
"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."
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When someone places their ball sac on Melisa Sorger's head.
Hey Melisa, how 'bout a ball smack?..
