What is If The Shoe Fits, Wear It?
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if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it
You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.
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A premise used as a justification for having sex with a young girl. Essentially, if you can fit it inside of her, you're good to go. See also: If there's grass on the playing field, play ball.
Guy 1: That girl in the short skirt is begging for it.
Guy 2: Isn't she too young for you?
Guy 3: Whatever dude, if the shoe fits, wear it.
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Synonymous with "five-finger discount," meaning free because stolen. Coined because of the rampant looting in New Orleans aft..
