What is If There's Hair... I'm There?


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a variation to "if there's grass on the field play ball."

Jim: Hey man, what do you think about the new crop of freshmen girls? They're looking younger every year.

Howie: Sheeit, fool. If there's hair... I'm there!

See puberty, baseball, third, base, homerun, sex, game


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