Ifml

What is Ifml?


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ifml - I fucked my life.

Used when one fucks their life over.

Yesterday, I was on a date with this hot girl and when we were about to kiss, I let the biggest fart out. ifml

There was a photoshoot of the swim team for my yearbook today. The photograph looked like such a milf, and I got a massive erection. The photo was taken with me and my erection in the centre. ifml

See fml, fucked, fuck my life, life


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