If'n

What is If'n?

Old-timey contraction meaning "if and when"

I'll call you tomorrow if'n I get my homework done.

See if, when, iffen

a variation of the word if.

I can carry you over to the farm if'n ya want me to.

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Neckwalk

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Dickfairy

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