What is Ifu?
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Related to
When in love it is ILU.
When at war it is IFU.
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i forgive u
when u dont want to say it cuz u rele dont but u have to or else they'll hate u.
person one : "yeh i called you a fucking bitch. but thats cuz i was just dumped."
person two: "ifu"
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Acronym for I Fucked U - where instead of attending an actual university, like NYU or MIT, one attends a woman and has a child with her.
Graduate: Hey dude, are you a college graduate?
Undergraduate: No man, I attended IFU when I was 21.
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(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.
Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.
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When you are having sex from behind with a girl, stick both your hands in the chick's ass, and make "paw" out of your han..