What is Ifuck?
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1. (verb) the act of suckering someone into buying any shitty product for superficial/pretentious/trendy reasons, especially any Apple product
2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products
3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy
1. That Best Buy salesman iFucked me by telling me there's a wide variety of good games for this Mac I just purchased.
2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!
3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!
4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!
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2.
Sexual interaction through a non-tactile medium. Either using IMs, webcams, or phones.
Apparently over 85% of Canadian college students have iFucked. I guess they're too lazy or comfortable to subject themselves to the wicked cold that is the Canadian outdoors.
3.
The art of selling something, particularly an Apple product that may be faulty, damaged or otherwise knackered on a medium such as eBay for an inflated price - sometimes with an inaccurate or ambiguous description - knowing that some sucker is going to pay through the nose for it believing to have a good deal on a supposedly cool accessory.
I got iFucked when I bought an Ipod for $50, not knowing it had a smashed screen.
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4.
To use any product from apple that starts with "i" as a dildo.
I iFUCKED my girlfriend with my new iphone last night
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5.
The latest product from apple. It allows you to virtually make love to a significant other through iChat. Comes complete with orgasmic sounds and features. And romantic mood settings.
Shawty got iFucked last night by that nigga.
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6.
This is what happens when you connect an
Your computer is so old, it iFucked my ipod video.
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7.
This is what happens when you connect an iPod to a computer with an outdated version of iTunes, causing the iPod to freeze.
Your computer is so old, it iFucks my ipod video.
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