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This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.
Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
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When grunting one out produces a sweaty upper lip.
I had the whisky shits so bad that I got the Sweaty Poopies.
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