What is Igloat?
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Index of times an iPhone owner mentions their iPhone to impress people.
iPhone owner: "Hang on, let me get my iPhone to use the calculator function to add those 2 numbers. What were they?"
Normal person: "That was 210 plus 86."
iPhone owner: "Ok. Let me just enter that into my iPhone. The sum is 296."
Normal person: "Your iGloat index is up to 42 since this morning. So what. You have an iPhone. You dont fucking impress me."
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Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense...
