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The noise that one makes when smacking one's lips while sleeping
Friend 1: Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm
Friend 2: Shut the fuck up (gets pill..
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..