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When a man makes out with a woman's vagina.
Adelina was complaining about how our love life was timid, so I gave her a Swedish Kis..
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A Mountain Lion Repellent is a naked kristen on a mountain bike.
Oh no, that angry mountain lion wants to attack me. Thank god I have m..
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To refer to a movie better than Jurassic Park
The most badass epic motherfucking dinosaur movie ever created. This movie follows the st..